Dye

Okay, so the dye wasn’t what I thought at all … See, I thought they were going to shoot me in my neck … That’s not how it went down at all … The technician chick found a vein on my arm and hooked up some sort of contraption that I couldn’t see that she could shoot the dye in right before they do the Cat Scan … So, I didn’t feel the needle go in or anything … I guess that means that she’s good at it … So, she gets the machine fired up and me put in place … She comes back and says, okay, I’m going to shoot the dye in now … You will feel warm and may have a funny taste in your mouth … This is normal … So, she shoots it in … I don’t feel anything … I’m waiting for something to happen, and nothing … Then suddenly, my nether region … The “jewels” become awfully … hot … and then I feel it spread through my body … Like going from today’s 10 degrees to immediately 95 in direct sunlight … A warming sensation like I have never felt … Wild! While this happens, the scan is done, and poof, I am out of there … Took all of 5 minutes? I was a little woozy afterward, but I also hardly slept the entire day … I think I was very nervous about the 20″ needle that was going to be inserted into my neck that evening … Now I need the Midas Touch neurosurgeon that will tap the back of my neck with his index finger and make it all better …

iMac will come Monday … Gold car is in for inspection … Time to sleep …

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