To mess up a Linux box, you need to work at it; to mess up your Windows box, you just need to work on it.
– Scott Granneman, Security Focus
“I can write a program in 20 lines with .NET where it takes you unix people 200 lines to write the same program!” Said a Microsoft guy. His program crashed as soon as the first client arrived due to a buffer overrun.
They say when you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear satanic messages…but that’s nothing, if you play it forward it will install Windows!