A public service announcement

When you’re driving down the highway cruising at, oh, 70-75 … don’t friggin slow down when you see a state trooper that’s pulled someone over … He’s not going to stop giving that poor soul a ticket to jump in his cruiser and chase you! This way, I won’t have to hit my brakes when you’re sorry scared ass decides you should slow down to avoid a threat that isn’t even there … Thank you, and have a great day! Oh! If you do ever get a ticket, go to the hearing to fight it, and they will offer if you pay the fine that you won’t get any points, so don’t sweat the points, just the fine.